Short films are fine, but they haven’t really made money since the end of the era where audiences would sit in the cinema all day and watch a Newsreel, a Cartoon, a Short Film and then a Double Feature. All for less than a dollar. But that era has long gone. The B-Movie has now overtaken cinema, and the A-movie, has been relegated to the indie scene, TV or now, Netflix and the like in the VOD wasteland. And how can one prove that they understand the movie business unless they actually get out there and make some serious – as the kids would say – bank.
I’ve spent a lot of my time as a screenwriter thinking that I’ll somehow get plucked out of obscurity and that a studio executive will wave a magic wand and I’ll be showered with money. This is never going to happen. As they say, it takes ten years to become an overnight success.
So, the game plan has radically changed. I’ve actually known this strategy for some time, but I’ve ignored it thinking that I was better than the hard slog, that I was somehow special and deserving of an express pass to fame and glory.
The strategy is this. Make a zero-budget feature film. Hopefully it only costs $10K and then we make $20K. Put the $20K into the next feature. It makes $50K, and we repeat the process until we are making million dollar features that actually get seen in a real cinema. Then, get “plucked out of obscurity” to remake Spiderman for the umpteenth time. Fail upwards, as Paul would say. Look at my new favourite filmmaker Andrew Haigh. His first film, “Greek Pete” won a few awards on the LGBT film circuit, but wasn’t setting the box office or the critics on fire. However, it was cheaply made and proved that indeed he could make a feature film. His next film, “Weekend” was the breakthrough film that set the LGBT festival circuit on fire and even went on to some box office success. This led to the “Looking” TV series, which is his most successful project, but was cancelled by HBO in it’s second season due to a lack of ratings. Yet, the fan interest has warranted a TV-movie to finish off the series. And, then, his third film, “45 Years” was nominated for an Oscar and was a minor Arthouse hit. From zero-budget to Oscar nomination in just a few steps. Fail upwards.
So, ever since going to Cannes a couple of years ago, this has been the strategy. But, ideas for zero-budget features don’t fall out of the sky. It’s hard enough to write something good, let alone something that fits a minuscule budget. But, after three (or more) attempts at writing a cheap screenplay and failing, Paul and I might have finally done it.
The key word being MIGHT.
Stay tuned. Something delicious is cooking. We’ve got a couple of buns in the oven. And the world is pregnant with possibilities.
Hello everyone, sorry I’ve been missing in action, but I’ve got this new short film out, and it’s premiering at the Shorts Off Film Festival in Wales, and it’s called “Silence”.
To celebrate, I was interviewed by TG Geeks, a great podcast coming out of Arizona in the good ol’ US of A. Hope you enjoy it!
by Angela Bourassa My Saturday at ScriptFest was a whirlwind experience. I sat on a panel about pitching with John Bucher, Tara Bennett, and Scotty Mullen, then I got to meet one-on-one with writers for the entire afternoon, helping them perfect their pitches before the Pitchfest on Sunday. That meant that I only got to…
by Fin Wheeler Every time an award-winning screenwriter gives an interview, the reporter inevitably asks what they consider the essential elements to success in screenwriting. Just as inevitably, the successful subject responds that talent, determination, hard work, luck, and the right attitude are fundamental ingredients in gaining and maintaining a high profile as a professional…
Thank you as always to the ‘Big Gay Horror Fan’ for sharing my latest short film/music video for Robyn Loau – “The Last Time” 🙂
As the GLBT community finally gains its rights and full respects in the eyes of the law, it seems like the worst time to genuflect before its faults. But, humanity is a complex and varied beast and, for years now, queer publications have covered the very harrowing (and unfortunately) truthful stories of domestic violence that occur in same sex relationships.
Recently, director-writer Hamish Downie and cinematographer Paul Lemming gave these circumstances a very Silent Hill twist with their video for singer Robyn Loau’s The Last Time. Imbued with a restrained toxicity, this tale of a lesbian couple caught in a loop of violence, is, ultimately, haunting on many levels.
Until the next time – SWEET love and pink GRUE, Big Gay Horror Fan!
And here’s a quote from “We are indie Horror”:
“Hamish has taken a nightmare story from his personal history and has turned it into a stunningly shot and edited music video for the song “The Last Time” by Australian artist Robyn Loau. The song and the video are dichotomies of each other, where the music itself is in the major key and feels almost like pop music, and Hamish’s video visually and content wise are the exact opposite.” – We are Indie Horror
So, what are you waiting for? Check it out!